guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
