STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize