what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
smell my finger.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
whose parrot is this?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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