need another drink. this is the easiest way
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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