Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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