How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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