Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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