She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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