We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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