What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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