I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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