yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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