Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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