Non-Jews are for practice
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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