covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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