I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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