We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Pappa wants mamma naked
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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