VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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