Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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