i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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