People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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