And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Green mimosas i think yes
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize
