He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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