Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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