there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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