did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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