11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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