I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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