It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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