Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
