Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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