It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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