i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
of course. lets lasso hookers.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
