when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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