For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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