But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Terrible idea I love it
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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