I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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