absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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