Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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