So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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