dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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