oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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