I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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