HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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