And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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