that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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