they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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