When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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