a queef is a wish your heart makes.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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