I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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