Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He kissed a someone with a penis
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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